Don Surber calls her "Gomer Clinton, USMC." That would be our beloved Mizz Hillary. Hubby Bill claims she attempted to join the Army while fresh out of law school but was turned down due to bad eyesight.
In fact, Don also wins our prestigious line' o the day award:[Yeah], the Army was real picky in 1973, turning down Yale-educated lawyers like that in favor of the GED crowd like me...
Methinks Bill inhaled. A lot. And often.
Really: is there anything the Clintons wouldn't say or do to regain power, no matter how outlandish?
As an aside, Junior Cub Reporter (Level II) Biff Spackle located this photograph, a scoop that could easily result in his promotion to a Full Cub Reporter (Level I) and its concomitant $0.18/hr. raise.
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