
*Creak!*
Did you hear that?
It's our first night in the new house... do you want me to check?

Are you f*****g kidding me? Hell yes, I want you to check, you lazy SOB!

What the...?

KA-BLAM!! KA-BLAM!! ............ *** Thump! ***

Problem solved, babe!

Nice double-tap, dear! I'm so happy we invested in a Glockk Home Security System™!
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