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"Dudes, let's do some polling!"

STACLU has done a remarkable public service in dissecting the latest Newsweek poll. Now, I'm going from memory here, but I think it broke down like this:


In the poll, 282 identified themselves as Republicans, 349 as Democrats and 330 as Independents...


Of all Americans surveyed, Newsweek says 51% believe impeachment of President Bush should be a priority...


And of the self-identified Republicans, 5% say impeaching President Bush should be a top priority, and 15% say it should be a priority, but not a high one.


Hmmmm. Somehow that doesn't sound right. Let's zoom in some more and pick out some faces among these 'self-described Republicans'...


Whip inflation now!


Save the rainforest! (Just ignore my 12,000 foot mansion made of wood)


What?


So we fudged a poll? What about it?


You believe in the tooth fairy too?


Oh, speaking of which:


Attention! Attention all Christians voters! There are a bunch of gays in the GOP... people just like Mark Foley! And we know you Christians don't like gays. So, do us all a big favor and stay home on Tuesday. Plus, it'll be raining on Tuesday. Really bad weather.


That's your platform? Well, I guess it's improved some since Kerry ran for President.


Hat tip: Larwyn and EIB

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